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strawberryredgrave(What. The. Hell.
The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.
And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)
Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?
(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)
So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.
The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.
And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)
Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?
(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)
So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.
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Date: 2012-04-24 12:53 pm (UTC)[No one sounds bitter here. Welcome to Johto, Dante.]
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Date: 2012-04-24 02:21 pm (UTC)He'll just let that scientist he's pulling by the collar drop to the floor.)
That you, Nero? And here I thought everyone was going to be useless. The hell's all this about?
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Date: 2012-04-24 02:26 pm (UTC)[There's a tiny pause, as Nero inspects the older man. There's a face he wasn't sure he'd see again.]
Welcome to Johto, population: all of us sorry bastards. They don't exactly roll out the red carpet. Bet you can't find your sword or your pistols, huh?
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Date: 2012-04-24 02:38 pm (UTC)video;
Date: 2012-04-24 02:41 pm (UTC)[Nero raises his right arm. The Devil Bringer? Gone, leaving only normal, pale human flesh behind.]
They took Red Queen and Blue Rose, too.
[There is a carefully unsaid 'sorry about your family heirloom' hidden in there somewhere.]
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Date: 2012-04-24 03:04 pm (UTC)That's gotta suck...but it's not like we can do much about it now, can we? If it was as easy as snapping a few spines, I figure you'd have this all taken care of.
(No Yamato either, it looks like...oh well; there's an unsaid "don't worry about it" that's not very well hidden. It's probably from that weird smirk/grimace thing he has going on at the moment.)
So how's all this supposed to work, anyway? This green thing keeps following me and someone is playing the crappiest music I've never heard before.
(Don't mind him as he takes his pokegear and figures out where the camera is, only to show off the scyther in question. Though unnamed, he seems to perk up at the sudden attention he's getting.)
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Date: 2012-04-24 03:12 pm (UTC)As for the music, well...looks like whoever organized the party also hired the DJ.
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Date: 2012-04-24 03:18 pm (UTC)This place must have terrible party planners; I bet they don't even have good booze.
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Date: 2012-04-25 12:41 am (UTC)[It's pretty clear by Nero's tone just how he feels about that. No comment on the booze though...guess that's what happens when you're raised in a cult.]
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Date: 2012-04-25 01:41 am (UTC)(You'd probably be an angry drunk, Nero. Or a really really funny one. Dante's willing to find out.)
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Date: 2012-04-25 02:11 am (UTC)Sure they do. This place can't stop creaming itself over its damn critters. If you ask me, that speaks volumes about their taste.
[Because, come on, who'd pick fluffy critters over sexy demon guys in leather?]
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Date: 2012-04-25 02:32 am (UTC)There's always some sort of freak to bump in to, isn't there?
(Little girls, maybe. Otherwise, who the hell knows?)
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Date: 2012-04-25 04:31 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2012-04-25 06:00 am (UTC)(Batting an eye over at the scyther, who was mostly looking around what was left of the lab.
These scientists never get a break, do they?)"...scyther?"
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Date: 2012-04-25 03:26 pm (UTC)He looks all right. Trish got a puppy for her trouble, and I got a lizard, so I figure you're off to a good start.
[And Kyrie got a...metal venus flytrap thing that hates Nero (and that he hates right back) so he isn't going to mention it. Her. Whatever.]
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Date: 2012-04-25 04:52 pm (UTC)(Everywhere, Dante. Just get off your ass and explore.)
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Date: 2012-04-26 01:10 pm (UTC)[no for real, leave]
Having your own little army helps, not gonna lie. Just go out in the grass and you'll find some common ones; the good stuff you'll have to buy, though.
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Date: 2012-04-26 02:38 pm (UTC)Didn't know pokemon were that popular. How pricey are the good ones?
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Date: 2012-04-26 02:48 pm (UTC)[At her name, Red pokes her long Charizard muzzle over Nero's shoulder, peering down at Dante and his Scyther with superior indifference. Absently, Nero reaches up and scratches her chin.]
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Date: 2012-04-26 04:58 pm (UTC)Doesn't sound too bad. Think I can buy some in the next town over or is the shop further than that?
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Date: 2012-04-29 03:55 am (UTC)Might wanna save up first. They don't leave you with much in the way of funds to start.
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Date: 2012-04-29 06:04 am (UTC)I'll probably have to work some crap job, won't I? No demons to kill means I can't do what I usually do.
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Date: 2012-04-29 01:10 pm (UTC)From what Trish told me, that didn't exactly bring in too much bacon, either. But yeah, probably.
[Is Nero mentally grinning at the idea of Dante working a cash register? Perhaps.]
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Date: 2012-04-29 05:22 pm (UTC)Well that's just crap...but I don't feel like thinking about it more than that; I'll figure that shit out when I have to.
(If you so much as even think about Dante wearing an apron, you're gonna get shot.)
I should probably head out, then; this place sucks and the scientists are only being useless.
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Date: 2012-05-04 04:29 pm (UTC)All right; let me know if you need anything on the road. See ya.
[He gives Dante a last nod and cuts the feed. Man, having Dante here is weird. Talking so casually to Dante is also weird. Not in a bad way--just unexpected. Ah well, he'll have time to ruminate on it later. He's got training to do.]
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