strawberryredgrave | 1st stylish combo: This party sucks [video/action]

(What. The. Hell.

The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.

And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)

Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?

(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)

So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.

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No, I'm afraid not. This city I'm in is lovely and reminds me of it though. [ Kyrie's too easy to please really. Stick her in a city like home and she's content as can be. Even more if Nero is around. ] I'm in the Kanto region and you're in the Johto one. It isn't too difficult to travel between the two though.

That's cool; I don't mind doing some traveling; I'll probably stick to this one for now since I'm already here.

...I'm sure Nero's got everything covered, but you alright over there? Being robbed doesn't mean I'm useless; I can figure things out quickly enough.

(Not until he gets drunk, at least.)

Yes, I've been doing well. Nero wouldn't allow any harm to come my way even if I walked right into it. [ After all, she's fairly precious to him. ] Are you planning on meeting up with him soon?

Probably once I get my stuff together and get this all figured out...or when I ask him to help me find who made this crappy music. Either way.

The music isn't all that bad. You'll get used to it after a while...

Or find a place that has a beat you enjoy.

Might not be so bad if each place has its own music, but is it seriously this video game sounding? Not a single electric guitar?

I'm unsure if there's a place that has an electric guitar. Maybe Nero would have a better idea. [ She sounds apologetic over it at least. ] I happen to like the music of this area myself.

You're a lot more patient than I am, I'll tell you that.

(Understatement of the millennium.)

I've been 'stuck' here for the past few months. Maybe I've just adjusted to the environment really well.

[ She's not going to comment on it being an understatement. Just going to casually try to make it seem like it's no trouble at all. That this is surely something he could do on his own later. ]

You probably have. That's cool; at least I'll have this guy to make it easier, isn't that right?

"Scyther!"

(And the happy pokemon waves its arms, nearly dropping the pokegear; Dante's suaveness helped him catch it before any real damage could be done to it.)

...okay, maybe not.

A Scyther? [ Doesn't look very cuddly, but that's alright. Kyrie's the master of Pokemon that aren't cuddly if her starter was any indication. ] You might want to be careful. The ones that look dangerous generally are.

Don't worry about me; I got this covered. (And as if to demonstrate, Dante rests his arm on the pokemon's shoulder, drawing a confused look from it. He hasn't been this close before WHAT IS GOING ON?!) We got this covered, right?

"Scyther...?"

Of course we do. (And finally turning back to Kyrie.) He hasn't tried slicing me yet, so that's a good sign, right?

[ That poor Scyther. She wonders to herself if it's more scared of Dante than he is of it, but chooses to give a polite nod in return. ]

Well, I wish you the best of luck. If you need any assistance, I'm not too far away. [ Er. ] Well, I am, but then I'm not.

(It's more scared of Dante by default since Dante ~~is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills demons and doesn't afraid of anything~~ can't be afraid of something so cute.)

Thanks, but...wouldn't being in another region mean you're pretty damn far away? Unless it's really easy to go back and forth, but I dunno.

Well, the train doesn't take too long and oh! Nero can use fly, so we could travel quickly if we needed to.

Flying on pokemon...?

(Dante couldn't say anything about how reckless that sounded since the guy has flown on missiles before and never gave it a second thought. Then again, missiles aren't alive...)

won't they get pissed off and toss you off?

It hasn't happened to Nero yet. [ Because it wasn't as though Kyrie's capable of pissing anyone off, much less a Pokemon. ] I haven't heard of anyone falling.

Hm, in fact I haven't heard of anyone getting seriously injured. There were broken bones before, but nothing lethal like a fall.

Oh...well I can handle a few broken bones. It's the whole "dying" thing that I won't look forward to, but if it's not that much of a problem, then all the better.

(Because he's never scared, even when made into a full human.)

I hope it wouldn't be a problem for you here. [ These boys and their fighting. ] If you have any trouble though, you should let me know. I have two nurse Pokemon that can help you!

I don't think it will. (Cocky cocky cocky.)

Nurse pokemon, huh? That's pretty sweet. These guys can do anything, can't they?

[ Kyrie's own skills with triage will have to increase at this rate... ]

They play a big role in this world. Some help power tools, while others work with the environment, and some take care of others. If you can think it, there's a Pokemon that probably can do it if taught.

(Giving this some thought.)

Huh...then I'll have to find a pokemon who can supply me with Jack Daniel's.

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