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(What. The. Hell.

The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.

And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)

Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?

(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)

So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.

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Earth for me; this is all too damn foreign for me, though. They won't shut up about these pokemon, either; are they obsessed with 'em or something?

"Scyther."

(His pokemon states, as if answering the question. Dante's still impressed that this guy's holding that 'gear with sword arms...)

Yeah, pretty much man. It's like... some right of passage for kids or somethin'. That and there are a whole lot more of these things too. Each one of 'em are different. So I can see where the obsession stems from.

It's a hell of a lot of potential for collectors, though I don't see why adults still have to go through a kid's right of passage. Is this place supposed to be batshit backwards?

Well what else are you supposed to do in this place?

Like I would know; if it were up to me, I'd just drink and probably open up shop.

What kinda shop?

My demon hunting shop, Devil May Cry.

A... demon hunting shop?

It's where people came to hire me for my services. I'm pretty much a mercenary.

[....give...him a moment. he's not used to hearing this in everyday life!!!]

Woah, so... you kill... what demons? That's kinda... pretty bad ass.

Badassery is my specialty; so is demon hunting. The problem with this place is everything looks like it was ripped out of a kid's imagination, what with all the color, crappy music and wide-eyed animals that like spending time with people.

[he can't help but snicker a little at that.]

You know, I don't think I'd be surprised if this was ripped off of some kid's imagination.

Neither would I. The only questions are how the hell anyone could manage crap like this...and why?

I dunno, I'd love to talk to whoever runs this place though. If they ever decide to come outta hiding that is.

They usually don't until their grand master plan is complete or some shit like that. At least it makes the hunt that much more enjoyable.

Yeah, I guess so? [this attitude sure is... different then what he's used to seeing in this place.] Oh, I'm Yuuji by the way. Yuuji Sakamoto.

Dante. There wouldn't happen to be a liquor store in the next town, would there? This place is dry and I could use a drink or six.

[he nods his head some.] Dunno. There might be somethin' in Goldenrod.

(He shrugs.)

Guess I better start looking around. Thanks, man.

No Problem, man.

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