strawberryredgrave | 1st stylish combo: This party sucks [video/action]

(What. The. Hell.

The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.

And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)

Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?

(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)

So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.

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You've got to win them from the gyms. The first one is in Violet City.

Let me guess: I gotta win with pokemon, don't I?

[Danny laughs.] You catch on pretty quick. It takes some people weeks to figure that out.

I'm a fast learner. Besides, if it means changing this crap to some actually good music, I'll do what I can. Is Violet city a long trip from here? It doesn't look like this place has cabs.

On foot? I think it's about a week and a half. You've got to go through Cherrygrove first.

(Thinking about it...)

...eh, that's not too bad; I've managed worse.

Good to hear. I got too used to flying everywhere. I forgot how much walking sucked.

It totally sucks, but at least you get to feel proud of yourself when you kick someone's face in.

Yeah, there is that. Of course, it's really more my Pokemon who do the face kicking these days.

There'll be plenty of opportunities to do that yourself; there's always someone begging for a boot to the face.

Tell me about it. There's one guy in particular I can't wait to return a favor to.

Maybe if you're lucky, he'll pop up here, too; then you can taunt him with your pokemon until his are strong enough to actually fight back.

Oh, he's all ready here. Guy tried to kill me with a bomb recently.

Oh...explosions suck when they're trying to kill you instead of someone else.

Tell me about it. If I still had my powers I could at least go give the guy a laser to the face.

I usually solve my problems with a bullet to the face, but a place like this probably doesn't cater to our preferences, does it?

My parents are anti-bullet. But they still build laser guns.

Well ain't that some shit...

(Lasers over bullets? Dante liked lasers too, but...most of the ones he's used before were pretty damn powerful. More so than his guns.)

Eh, to each their own.

Seriously, after 14 years, I've just learned to go with it. Saves a lot of trouble.

I hear that.

But hey, maybe a few of these pokemon can shoot lasers. If they can have blades for arms and like hugging people, then anything can happen, right?

Dude. Laser shooting Pokémon would rock so hardcore!

Hell yeah it would! In fact, I think I'm gonna go find a laser shooter myself. YOu happen to know any who can do that?

Only move I know of that does that is Hyper Beam, and not a lot know that one naturally. You'd probably have to get one with the egg move or buy a TM.

So there's plenty of options to teach 'em new stuff...awesome. There any side-effects?

Not that I've heard of. It sucks if they use it on you though.

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