strawberryredgrave | 1st stylish combo: This party sucks [video/action]

(What. The. Hell.

The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.

And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)

Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?

(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)

So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.

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If it makes you feel any better, they get tougher the more they grow up. This guy was a whole lot smaller when I first got him, he's all grown up now. He's probably even more badass than you, come to think of it.

[Wow this strawberry daquiri tastes good.]

You picked out a name for your bug yet?

More badass than me? Someone must've slipped something in your drink if you're thinking that.

(That's right, Dante; stick to your guns...your metaphorical ones, at least.)

A name for this guy? Hmm...

(The answer is an obvious no, but he seems to be thinking of one, scratching his chin for a moment. He sucks with names, okay? )

...How about I just call him Sparda? That'll work, right?

Hey, I made this bad boy all on my own thanks. Nothing in here but rum, sugar, ice and lime juice.

[A beat.]

And strawberries.

[Apparently that's the magic word because DJ is awake, and looking at the daquiri with big, needy eyes. Come on boss lady, strawberries! That's almost as good as pizza!!
But he's being ignored as Trish laughs at that particular suggestion.]

Oh I bet your old man would love that. Works for me. Mind you, I did name my pizza covetting, breast obsessed, lazy dog after someone close to me too. Who am I to comment?

(Thanks to Dante's incredible deduction skills, he automatically picks out the most important part of that sentence.)

So they do have alcohol; I knew they were holding out! Where'd you find it?

(Dante would've flipped out over strawberries too if not for the next sentence.)

I'll only take offense if he eats olives.

He never gets the chance to eat the olives, Ombra always gets those first. She's got questionable taste in food.

[She takes a leisurely sip of that daiquiri]

As for the alcohol, that's for me to know and for you to find out.

Good. If he's anything like me, he'll wish he never ate olives at all...which he hasn't, so he's all set.

(Okay, now you're just teasing him.)

Come on, Trish; you're killing me here! I need a drink after all of this crap!

[Yes. He makes it easy and brings it upon himself.]

Then you better get your butt to Violet City, you big baby. I'll keep the beer cool for you, and if you're lucky there'll be more to eat than olives.

(Only slightly.)

Alright alright, I'm going! There'd better be beer left over when I show up.

Well I don't know, are you gonna give me a reason why there shouldn't be? I'm not completely heartless you know.

...nah, I've got nothin'. I'll see you in a few days, okay?

You got it. Oh, and Dante?

Yeah?

Try not to get too carried away; healing up as a human's a bitch.

I'll keep that in mind.

(Looks like he won't be taking hits like a boss and walking out of them unscathed anymore. Such a shame; it was so easy freaking people out like that.)

Later, Trish.

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