1st stylish combo: This party sucks [video/action]

[strawberryredgrave]

(What. The. Hell.

The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.

And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)

Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?

(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)

So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.

Comments

video; /jacks this shit

[ripped]

Who said you were a lady?

video; 1/2

[comeatmibro]

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[comeatmibro]

See? See?! You're a big jerk and you don't deserve a girlfriend! I hope she kicks your butt!

video; fhgdjsk that face

[ripped]

Hey now, you're the one badmouthing me to some guy you just met ten seconds ago.

video; that's her YOU STOLE MY FUCKING RACKET face

[comeatmibro]

I just said you don't know how to treat a lady! And it's true! You're proving it right now!

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[ripped]

You wanna be a lady? Look at Kyrie: no way she'd ask a guy point blank if he could kick my ass.

video; So much epic right now

[strawberryredgrave]

Hey hey hey! You guys wanna stop with the lover's quarrel now? I'm already getting a headache from all this pokecrap.

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[ripped]

She's a kid, Dante!

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[strawberryredgrave]

That's not making my headache any smaller. You wanna resolve this crap, do it when I'm not still trying to figure out what the hell's going on Have a damn pokemon battle or something.

video; 1/3 lmao I'm sorry

[comeatmibro]

[ She opens her mouth to argue, but then— ]

video; 2/3

[comeatmibro]

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[comeatmibro]

Yeah... I guess you're right.

[ After a beat— ]

Sorry, Dante-bro.

video; 1/3

[ripped]

[whoa






hold the fucking phone]

video; 2/3

[ripped]

[who are you where's miyuki]

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[ripped]

I. Yeah.

Yeah.

[Eloquent.]

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[strawberryredgrave]

(At least the point got across to them.)

So we all cool now? Because there's something serious I need to ask you both:

...

...where the hell's the nearest pizza place? I could go for a slice or six.

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[comeatmibro]

[ Miyuki is pleased by this non sequitur. ]

Probably Violet City. You're, like, a week and a half out from decent pizza. Sorry, dude.

The lady at the inn in Cherrygrove makes good cookies, though.

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[ripped]

[Fuck right off, big D.]

Three days down the road, place called Cherrygrove. [Dryly.] Think you'll survive?

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[strawberryredgrave]

(Kanyeshrug)

I've been through worse. Besides, cookies are good motivation.

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[ripped]

Says the guy who was begging for pizza a second ago. Guess you're not all that choosy, huh?

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[strawberryredgrave]

It's easier to go with the flow, but don't worry; pizza's always top priority.