1st stylish combo: This party sucks [video/action]

[strawberryredgrave]

(What. The. Hell.

The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.

And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)

Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?

(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)

So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.

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video;

[ripped]

[You should probably consider upgrading that 1940s antique phone in your office, big D.]

From what Trish told me, that didn't exactly bring in too much bacon, either. But yeah, probably.

[Is Nero mentally grinning at the idea of Dante working a cash register? Perhaps.]

video;

[strawberryredgrave]

(No no no no, that phone stays where it is; it saves Dante from worrying about the trouble of iphones and those apps and battery charging and those things you kids do nowadays.)

Well that's just crap...but I don't feel like thinking about it more than that; I'll figure that shit out when I have to.

(If you so much as even think about Dante wearing an apron, you're gonna get shot.)

I should probably head out, then; this place sucks and the scientists are only being useless.

video; /derp

[ripped]

[Too late, he's already thought it. This will furnish many a cheerful thought in the following weeks.]

All right; let me know if you need anything on the road. See ya.

[He gives Dante a last nod and cuts the feed. Man, having Dante here is weird. Talking so casually to Dante is also weird. Not in a bad way--just unexpected. Ah well, he'll have time to ruminate on it later. He's got training to do.]

video; har har

[strawberryredgrave]

Cool. Later, man.

(And with the feed finished, he goes off to finally get something done...maybe. Either way, he and his Scyther finally leave the scientists alone to scope out the way to Cherrygrove...also, you're gonna get shot, Nero. HE IS COMING FOR YOU)