strawberryredgrave | 1st stylish combo: This party sucks [video/action]

(What. The. Hell.

The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.

And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)

Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?

(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)

So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.

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_{[IT'S OKAY BOOBOO EVERYBODY HERE'S BEEN THERE ONCE.]}

Wow. My heart weeps for you.

Ain't it just tragic? They take away a man's sword, his guns, all of his badass powers and they don't even let him down it with Jack Daniel's. Instead, I get this thing.

(Dante takes his pokegear and points his camera at the scyther, who can't help but rub the back of his head in shyness. He's getting a lot of attention today!)

"Scyther..."

Yeah, well, they took my guns and sword away too, so join the club. _{[Despite the fact that she's a scruffy little snip of a person and looks like she's barely out of high-school, she is being completely serious. :c She misses her guns okay.]

[The Scyther gets her attention, though-- she's always sort of liked those things, even if she never wound up catching one.]}

At least it's got blades.

S'a better replacement than what I got.

_{[... She says this with affection. Honestly. She loves her starter. Even if she's pretty sure he has brain damage.]}

(She gets sympathy points from Dante, at least! He knows girls who play with swords and guns too, so he really doesn't mind.)

That's true. Maybe there's another one of these guys out there who have guns for arms or something; round it out nicely and all that.

I haven't seen any like that yet, but I'll let you know when I do.

_{[Clearly he needs a Blastoise or something. Even if it's water, they're still cannons!]}

(Hell yeah, Blastoise! Freakin' shoulder cannons on a giant turtle!)

Maybe I'll find one from that pokemarket thing I heard about. Not sure about all of the facts, but that'll help, right?

Pokemarket?

... You mean the Breeding Center? S'the only place I know about you can buy Pokemon from.

_{[Apart from some of the prizes at the Game Corner.]}

Yeah, that's the place. I'll need to get a few more of these guys so this guy doesn't get all lonely.

(It would be best for Dante to not know about the Game Corner; he will lose all of his money in less than 15 minutes.)

_{[... Yeah. Good idea.]}

I wouldn't worry about not having enough friends for your sword-bug.

Once you set foot out of town, there'll be wild ones throwing themselves at you like preteens at a Justin Beiber concert.

... Only, y'know, with more bloodthirstiness and possible rabies.

So it's like Monday morning. That's cool.

(Well he's taking that news surprisingly well.)

_{[Yeah. He is. Whoa.]}

Used to this sort of thing, I take it?

It's what I live for. Back home, there wasn't a demon hunter who was nearly as strong and stylish as I am. The name's Dante.

Heathe--whoa, wait.

Demon hunter?

_{[INTRODUCTION'S ON HOLD, ELABORATION NEEDED.]}

Yeah; it's exactly what it sounds like. I have my own shop and everything.

A demon-hunting shop?

So... like Ghostbusters, but with more exorcisms?

Something like that...but exorcisms where I'm from aren't as simple as having priests throw holy water and read the bible. Demon's don't possess people, but they'll gladly go around killing them. In return, I go around killing them.

Sounds like a pretty sweet gig, not gonna lie.

_{[If she'd been able to get paid for every monster she killed? Wouldn't have made up for the ordeal, but it might've at least made things easier after the fact.]}

It is pretty sweet; you get exercise, travel a lot...it's really not too bad once you get past the whole "they're all trying to kill you" part. Wouldn't hurt if it paid more, though.

(Because that's really the only things Dante doesn't like about his job...let's not mention it's because he lets a girl swindle him out of his money most of the time.)

Now THERE'S a career I could see myself going into.

_{[She hadn't gone on to college after high school so in all honesty KILLIN' MONSTER ASS is more or less the only thing she's overly qualified to do, practical experience-wise.]}

Yeah? Maybe I'll teach you how to be one one day.

(Because if anyone would teach Heather how to kill monster ass with professionalism and style, Dante would.)

_{[Yeah, she's... more the 'violently bludgeon to death and then kick until it stops twitching' sort of person. Not to say she doesn't have grace, but it's not the... most elegant sight.]}

I wouldn't mind a few tips.

(Such a shame that Silent Hill doesn't allow style in their combat systems. Can't blame 'em, though; it's hard looking good while killing baby-faced tentacle monsters and the sort.)

Maybe during better circumstances...you know; when labcoats aren't subject to getting their teeth kicked in. Cool?

_{[NOPE. In Silent Hill, we get down and dirty.]}

Sure.

But for the record, probably be best to leave the poor labcoats alone.

They can't send you back.

I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

Welp, I better get blade-arms here moving. There's no telling what he'll do if he hangs around here any longer.

(Despite the fact that said pokemon is just harmlessly walking around the lab...you know, in a much more polite and less "I can kick your ass" attitude like his trainer.)

Yeah, he ... looks like a menace.

See ya.

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