1st stylish combo: This party sucks [video/action]

[strawberryredgrave]

(What. The. Hell.

The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.

And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)

Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?

(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)

So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.

Comments

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[foolishwren]

Sounds like a pretty sweet gig, not gonna lie.

_{[If she'd been able to get paid for every monster she killed? Wouldn't have made up for the ordeal, but it might've at least made things easier after the fact.]}

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[strawberryredgrave]

It is pretty sweet; you get exercise, travel a lot...it's really not too bad once you get past the whole "they're all trying to kill you" part. Wouldn't hurt if it paid more, though.

(Because that's really the only things Dante doesn't like about his job...let's not mention it's because he lets a girl swindle him out of his money most of the time.)

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[foolishwren]

Now THERE'S a career I could see myself going into.

_{[She hadn't gone on to college after high school so in all honesty KILLIN' MONSTER ASS is more or less the only thing she's overly qualified to do, practical experience-wise.]}

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[strawberryredgrave]

Yeah? Maybe I'll teach you how to be one one day.

(Because if anyone would teach Heather how to kill monster ass with professionalism and style, Dante would.)

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[foolishwren]

_{[Yeah, she's... more the 'violently bludgeon to death and then kick until it stops twitching' sort of person. Not to say she doesn't have grace, but it's not the... most elegant sight.]}

I wouldn't mind a few tips.

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[strawberryredgrave]

(Such a shame that Silent Hill doesn't allow style in their combat systems. Can't blame 'em, though; it's hard looking good while killing baby-faced tentacle monsters and the sort.)

Maybe during better circumstances...you know; when labcoats aren't subject to getting their teeth kicked in. Cool?

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[foolishwren]

_{[NOPE. In Silent Hill, we get down and dirty.]}

Sure.

But for the record, probably be best to leave the poor labcoats alone.

They can't send you back.

[Video]

[strawberryredgrave]

I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

Welp, I better get blade-arms here moving. There's no telling what he'll do if he hangs around here any longer.

(Despite the fact that said pokemon is just harmlessly walking around the lab...you know, in a much more polite and less "I can kick your ass" attitude like his trainer.)

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[foolishwren]

Yeah, he ... looks like a menace.

See ya.