strawberryredgrave | 1st stylish combo: This party sucks [video/action]

(What. The. Hell.

The first thing anyone tuning will see is Dante fiddling with his pokegear, unsure of exactly how to get it to work. He doesn't realize that he actually turned on the video feed, but tosses it over to a green scythed pokemon who fumbles about with it before actually being able to hold it...somehow.

And with the camera following Dante, anyone will see that, while speaking pretty calmly, this guy is pissed off. Kicking the door to Elm's lab open [which didn't get flung off of their hinges, making Dante even more upset], this guy proceeds to antagonize Elm and all of the scientists in there.)

Who the hell taught you guys how to throw a party? Bringing your guests over and stealing all of their shit? You do realize that means I have to kick all of your asses, right?

(And of course, squishy scientists can't fight back, but Dante knows better than to attack them outright. Still, he's punching things and flipping tables to help relieve his anger while his scyther can only watch from a distance. Scary man can be scary.)

So where the hell's all my stuff? Tell me now and I'll make sure to leave you enough teeth to chew.

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From:

nasa_dreams

Beats me. I'm still trying to figure out how they sucked my powers outta me.

From:

strawberryredgrave

You and me both. Frankly, I'm not too happy about it. And instead of my usual badassery, I get this...guy.

(Dante takes the pokegear to aim the camera at his pokemon. Suddenly getting this much attention got him excited and he waves at Dante.)

"Scyther!"

I've seen all kinds of demons with blade arms, but I've never seen one so...so much like this.

(Cute. Say cute, dammit.)

From:

nasa_dreams

Hey, Scyther are pretty cool. Nowhere near as awesome as what I've got though.

[He moves the camera to show his....Completely not badass Houndoom.]

From:

strawberryredgrave

(A noticeable bit of interest on Dante's face.)

...I didn't know demons would be allowed here.

From:

nasa_dreams

Cujo's no demon. Don't let his appearance fool you for a second. [HEY DANNY DID YOU SAY MY NAME CAUSE I HEARD YOU SAY MY NAME AND I LIKE WHEN YOU SAY MY NAME HERE HAVE SOME FACE LICKING.]

Ack! Cujo, that's enough!

From:

strawberryredgrave

(That's...pretty much not expected of a demon dog. Then again, demon dogs don't look exactly like that; not as cute.)

Since he's not eating your face, I'll take that as a good sign. Are they all supposed to be that friendly and clingy?

(Glancing over at Scyther right now. No way in hell he's letting that thing lick his face.)

From:

nasa_dreams

Yeah, he only looks like he'll take your face off. Well, believe it or not, they've all got personalities. They're practically people. At least, the NPC's act that way.

From:

strawberryredgrave

(At that, Dante casts a curious eye on his scyther, who seems to be occupying himself with investigating everything in the lab and talking to the scientists...as best as he can, at least.)

They have more than I thought, I'll give 'em that. I'm still convinced this a really bad acid trip, but who the hell knows...

From:

nasa_dreams

Dude, I've been here for months. If we're tripping, then it's the strongest drug ever discovered.

From:

strawberryredgrave

You never know, man; things are too colorful to be normal...

...and what the hell's this music and where's it coming from? These tunes suck.

From:

nasa_dreams

Yeah, it's not about to turn off anytime soon. I hear you get to change it after you get so many badges though.

From:

strawberryredgrave

Yeah? And where can I find these badges?

From:

nasa_dreams

You've got to win them from the gyms. The first one is in Violet City.

From:

strawberryredgrave

Let me guess: I gotta win with pokemon, don't I?

From:

nasa_dreams

[Danny laughs.] You catch on pretty quick. It takes some people weeks to figure that out.

From:

strawberryredgrave

I'm a fast learner. Besides, if it means changing this crap to some actually good music, I'll do what I can. Is Violet city a long trip from here? It doesn't look like this place has cabs.